Monday, 6 September 2010

The Demise of the Tart!!!

Well it's been an interesting couple of weeks. Firstly couldn't get hold of Martin to ask him about Hayley and whether or not she really had gone off on a two week holiday. Secondly the fact that I couldn't get hold of him really started to worry me. Lionel as ever, just kept saying we should leave them to sort it out themselves.

Well I got seriously fed up with Martin not answering phone calls, so I decided to track him down instead. I waited for him outside his flat a few days ago and when I saw him walking down the road, I pretended that I was just passing by in the car and now that I had seen him, why didn't he invite his dear old mum in for a cup of tea. Don't think Martin looked particulary pleased to see me, infact looked really annoyed (I really don't know why, you'd think he would be pleased to see a friendly face). Anyway He eventually invited me and it transpired that Hayley had been living at Martin's, rent free for the last couple of months. Told him that there was a problem with the heating or something at her place and the landlord needed her out so that the builders could get some jobs done. I really don't know where that boy gets his brains from, certainly not from me! She really must have seen him coming.

Apparently Martin has already twigged about the bogus training course as he had seen a couple of suspicious emails from this Leon on her laptop and was just waiting to confront her when I left a message on his answerphone at home. Unfortunately she'd heard it and knew the game was up. Martin apologised for not ringing but said no-one wants there mum telling them things like that over the phone and he was embarrased and angry (not with me I hope). I helped Martin round up a few of her things that she had left behind and oh dear, not sure how it happened but some prawns accidently landed in her undies and now they're packed away for when Martin drops them off at her school. I made sure that I put the box near the radiator just to speed up the smelling process. Not sure what the school secretary will make of it. I always knew she wasn't good enough for my boy.

Anway she's gone now - yippeeeeeeeee

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