Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Sir Terry's the father!

Dark, dark days in the Baker household. Sir Terry has shamed us all. Turns out he's the father of Lucy's new puppys. Thought their dog looked a bit on the podgy side. Lionel tried to inject humour into the situation "Can you imagine the headlines. The one and only Sir Terry, father's a right pack of bitches". Not funny in the least!!!!!

We have done the honourable thing and contributed financially until homes can be found for them all. They are truly on the ugly side though, it may take a while.

Have spoken to our vet and I'm afraid Sir Terry will have to be done - not sure I could cope with any more scandals.

Come to think of it, there have been other goings on in the Baker Household, Lionel has been acting rather strangely recently and not just because of the dog situation. He's been rushing out to work before I'm even up and wiped off my face mask. He never used to be so keen to get to work and when I try and ring him on his mobile, it's always switched off - he say's it's because he's in meetings. Hmmmmmm