Woke up this morning to find 2 caravans, 3 cars and about 12 people outside the front door, all waiting for me to let them park up in our back garden. It turns out that Martin had met them in some chat room on the internet and had told them they would be made welcome in our village, whilst on their sightseeing tour.
Lionel is livid - especially as he's only just got the stripes perfectly straight on the lawn.
I did politely mention that there was a decent b&b down the road, but they said they like to travel the open road and see where they end up.
Spent all morning, making bacon butties and strong tea. I should have charged them really, but they kept saying what decent chap Martin was, and how right he was about us.
Anyway, have got to stock up on baking supplies as I have 2 wedding cakes to make and a retirement cake in the shape of a a cruise liner. Lionel suggested I might want to do a re-make of the Titanic, not sure that's in the best taste as Doris is 70, grey hair and flat as a pancake, looks nothing like Kate Winslet, I mean even I can't perform miracles!
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Monday, 5 September 2011
Wednesday, 24 August 2011
Sir Terry's the father!
Dark, dark days in the Baker household. Sir Terry has shamed us all. Turns out he's the father of Lucy's new puppys. Thought their dog looked a bit on the podgy side. Lionel tried to inject humour into the situation "Can you imagine the headlines. The one and only Sir Terry, father's a right pack of bitches". Not funny in the least!!!!!
We have done the honourable thing and contributed financially until homes can be found for them all. They are truly on the ugly side though, it may take a while.
Have spoken to our vet and I'm afraid Sir Terry will have to be done - not sure I could cope with any more scandals.
Come to think of it, there have been other goings on in the Baker Household, Lionel has been acting rather strangely recently and not just because of the dog situation. He's been rushing out to work before I'm even up and wiped off my face mask. He never used to be so keen to get to work and when I try and ring him on his mobile, it's always switched off - he say's it's because he's in meetings. Hmmmmmm
We have done the honourable thing and contributed financially until homes can be found for them all. They are truly on the ugly side though, it may take a while.
Have spoken to our vet and I'm afraid Sir Terry will have to be done - not sure I could cope with any more scandals.
Come to think of it, there have been other goings on in the Baker Household, Lionel has been acting rather strangely recently and not just because of the dog situation. He's been rushing out to work before I'm even up and wiped off my face mask. He never used to be so keen to get to work and when I try and ring him on his mobile, it's always switched off - he say's it's because he's in meetings. Hmmmmmm
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