Trouble and strife

Lionel is acting very odd!

There's something the matter for sure. He came home smelling of some very nasty perfume last night and claimed it was just because he was sat next to someone wearing it, in the last meeting he was in. He's also told me he's thinking of growing a goatee - think's it might make him look a bit younger. Say's he needs to keep up with the younger generation in his firm. Well the last time we went to a works do, the only person younger then Lionel was Hillary the cleaner and she's nearly 50!

Our accountant has been looking over our books this week - looks like we've gone through an awful lot of icing lately - might be down to the cakes we provided for the naturist society, we always want to do them proud!

Heard some shocking news on the baking grapevine - Heavenly Buns has gone bust! Believe the bad publicity about the bodily hair that was found in one of their cakes might have had something to do with it. I'm not one to gossip, as all my friends know, but when I was telling Margaret, she'd heard it was curly and ginger. Felt quite sick. Enough to put you off your fondant fancies.